Hi,I read some funny stories n I would lyk 2 share dat wif u!!!K??

Story 1
Perry: Perry's Pepper Pizza Parlour! May I help u??
Lady: Yes, I'd lyk 2 order a large pepper pepperoni pizza wif hot peppers n green peppers!
Perry: Is that all,ma'am?
Lady:Yes, but pls put the hot peppes on half the pizza n the green peppers on both halves.Also
I'd like the pepperoni on the hot pepper part but not on the green pepper part.
Perry:But didn't u say u wanted the green peppers on both parts?Dat's nt possible!
Lady:Why can't I hav green peppers on the whole pizza?
Perry: I mean the pepperoni part.
Lady: I dun see y d pepperoni placement is so difficult.But if dat's too much of trouble,just put
the pepperoni on the whole pizza! (impatient)
Perry: (sigh) That wil be $12.40 ! And where would u lyk me 2 deliver?
Lady:My house has no number,but I live on Oceanview Road.
Perry: Can u help me a little mor den dat? (getting impatient)
Lady: Yes, there is no blue gates in front of our house.
Perry:Are there blue gates in front of all d other houses on ur road?
Lady: No, silly,but we used 2 hav one a few yrs ago. Just look 4 d one dat doesn't hav one there
anymore.
Perry: I'm kind of confused!
Lady: No offence ,sir,but u do hav a listening problem!!

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Story 2

Once upon a time, there are 4 frenz namely, Mad, Brain,Somebody n Nobody!! One day while Brain was in d bathroom, Mad saw Somebody killed Nobody. So he called the police!! "Ring Ring"

Police: Helo, dis is d police station, hw may I help u?
Mad: Pls help!! I saw Somebody killed Nobody!
Police: Wad?? R u mad?
Mad: Yes, I'm Mad!
Police: Hav u no brain?
Mad: Brain is in d bathroom!
Police: U fool!!
Mad: No, Fool is readin dis story!!
( No offence)

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